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Lewes and the Alex Salmond bonfire controversy
This is excellent
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Recent world ‘events’ have revealed my friend to hold views I abhor. What do I do?
Dear Bebe I’m a regular on Twitter, and a lot of my friendships are either formed, developed or cemented by it. In relation to recent dreadful world events, most of my timeline shares my abhorrence with those people who, to … Continue reading
Posted in Advice, friendship, life
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I’m friendly with someone on Twitter. Should we meet?
Dear Bebe I’m friendly with someone on Twitter, we’ve been tweeting each other a lot over the last couple of years. Let’s call her @MsSeemsNice. She’s moving jobs in a few months, nearer to where I live, and I’m wondering … Continue reading
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What can I do about my body hair? I’m ashamed of going swimming
Hello Bebe I’m thirteen and I live with my dad. He’s generally great, but he’s also a bit clueless, when it comes to some things anyway. I’ve got very dark hair, and I’ve noticed I’ve been getting a lot more … Continue reading
Posted in Advice, appearance, friendship, life
Tagged bleach, body hair, immac, razors, stubble, waxing
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If someone is an idiot on Twitter, are they an idiot in life?
Dear Bebe There’s someone I’ve admired and looked up to for years. We have a sort-of working relationship, in as much as we do projects sometimes, and we socialise a bit, in relation to that. She’s amazing at what she … Continue reading
Posted in Advice, life, work
Tagged crashing bores, etiquette, thank god for mute function, Twitter, vanity
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My friend has terrible taste in men. Can we remain best friends if I hate her stupid fiancé?
Dear Bebe I’ve been friends with Melissa for years. We met at university, we’ve travelled all over the world and done all sorts of things together since. She’s so sweet, gentle, creative and smart. We get on brilliantly. Except, that … Continue reading
Posted in Advice, friendship, love
Tagged awful taste in partners, flaky friends, friendship, jealousy, lawyers, wedding hell
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I really, really hate Mother’s Day…
Dear Bebe The world seems awash with pastels, spring flowers and sentimental rhyming couplets at the moment. It all makes me want to vomit. I don’t have “the best mummy in all the world”, she’s a self-absorbed, nasty old trout, … Continue reading
Posted in Advice, families
Tagged matricide, mother's day, pastel puke, pedestal schmedestal, sentimental Hallmark crap
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Why am I so sad the last remaining Fat Lady has died?
Dear Bebe I’ve found myself getting more upset than I’d expect to over the recent death of Clarissa Dickson Wright. She wasn’t that old, but she wasn’t that young either. I didn’t know her, I wasn’t a fan of her … Continue reading
Posted in Advice, life
Tagged Clarissa Dickson Wright, cooking, hunting, Jennifer Paterson, motor bikes, side cars, Two Fat Ladies, vegetarian sneering
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